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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 30, 2015 Updated on March 30, 2015

It’s the last Monday of March which means April is upon us, which means in the United States it’s income tax filing time.  Here are some one liners that might tickle your funny bone:

• The U.S. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps; they had pictures of IRS agents on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
• If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
• America is the land of opportunity; everybody can become a taxpayer.
• Children are deductible but they’re still taxing.
• Nothing has done more to stimulate the writing of fiction than the itemized deduction section of the income-tax forms.
• Filling out your own income tax return is something like a do-it-yourself mugging.
• A man admitted he lied on his income-tax return – he listed himself as the head of the household.
• The best things in life are still free, but the tax experts are working overtime on the problem.

And here’s an original from me:

I hope this first full month of Spring doesn’t tax you too heavily.