Paula Poundstone
Lighten up Mondays
Here are a few clever quotes: a couple with attributions, the rest anonymous. I thought you’d get a kick out of them.
“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet, is verifying them.” – Abraham Lincoln
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. (Is that true wives of retirees?)
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” – Paula Poundstone
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve, telling them to sit down and be quiet.
I am nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
Have a note-worthy week y’all!
Lighten up Mondays
Comedians – both living and passed – offer a few thoughts on motherhood:
My friend Myron tells me, “Last year on Mother’s Day the whole family got together for a big dinner, and afterward when mom started to clean up, I said to her “Don’t bother with those dishes mom. Today is Mother’s Day. You can always do them tomorrow.” – Joey Adams
This from Wendy Liebman: I think I’d be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective; like I would never let the kid out – of my body.
A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. The doctor said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman!” – Gracie Allen
When my mom got really mad, she would say, “Your butt is my meat.” Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered: now, what wine goes with that? – Paula Poundstone
Living: the ultimate team sport 