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Lighten up Mondays

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???????????????????????????????Here are a few clever quotes: a couple with attributions, the rest anonymous.  I thought you’d get a kick out of them.

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet, is verifying them.” – Abraham Lincoln

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.  (Is that true wives of retirees?)

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”  – Paula Poundstone

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve, telling them to sit down and be quiet.

I am nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Have a note-worthy week y’all!