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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on January 22, 2018 Updated on January 21, 2018

Need I say more?

• If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress? – Jon Stewart
• I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade … which I believe is the proper way to cross a lake. – Stephen Colbert
• As a new federal employee, I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety about meeting the strict standards of discretion and respect that our government imposes on its workers. Fearful of making a costly mistake, I decided to read up on procedures and standards on the federal Office of Personnel Management web page. I’m not sure if I was relieved or worried when I clicked on one page and found: “Ethics: Coming Soon!”
• Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

I rest my case.