Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Armed Services Day is Saturday, May 21st, so I’ve decided to grace you with some military-based humor.

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

The captain sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east.”

The light signals back: “Change yours, ten degrees west.”

Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!”

“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply, “change your course, sir.”

Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”

There’s one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”

 

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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    charwroolie said:
    May 22, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    Thank you for this bit of humor as Memorial Day approaches! Also, thank you for reminding many of us that we are only as important as the circumstances dictate!

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    May 16, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    I knew there was a reason why I love lighthouses. 🙂

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