On May 26th, Thursday of this week, it’s National Sorry Day in Australia. There certainly should be such an occasion in the US, and other countries as well because God knows we all have made mistakes for which we’ve been sorry. So here goes, a joke in honor of our blunders.
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.
When the sender of the flowers found out, she became angry and called the florist to complain. After she had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry she was, the florist said. “Madam, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,
“Congratulations on your new location”.