Lighten up Mondays

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Here’s a nod towards those experiencing cold temps and lots of snow.  “Cold” is a relative term so use the handy list below for added clarity.  (Degrees in Fahrenheit)

  • 65  Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
  • 60  Californians put on sweaters if they can find one
  • 50  Miami residents turn on the heat
  • 45  Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
  • 40  You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, and Minnesotans go swimming
  • 30  You plan your vacation to Australia
  • 25  Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, and Canadians go swimming
  • 15  Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
  • 10  You need jumper cables to get the car started
  • 0    Alaskans put on t-shirts
  • -15  You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick their tongue onto metal objects, and Miami residents cease to exist
  • -20  Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
  • -30  You plan a two week hot bath
  • -40  Californians cease to exist, Minnesotans button their top button, and Canadians put on sweaters
  • -50  Congressional hot air freezes and Alaskans close the bathroom window
  • -80  Hell freezes over
  • -90  Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    February 2, 2015 at 7:41 am

    Ha ha! Great list. I get cold when it’s 75 degrees or below.

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