Lighten up Mondays

Posted on February 2, 2015 Updated on February 1, 2015

Here’s a nod towards those experiencing cold temps and lots of snow.  “Cold” is a relative term so use the handy list below for added clarity.  (Degrees in Fahrenheit)

• 65  Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
• 60  Californians put on sweaters if they can find one
• 50  Miami residents turn on the heat
• 45  Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
• 40  You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, and Minnesotans go swimming
• 30  You plan your vacation to Australia
• 25  Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, and Canadians go swimming
• 15  Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
• 10  You need jumper cables to get the car started
• 0    Alaskans put on t-shirts
• -15  You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick their tongue onto metal objects, and Miami residents cease to exist
• -20  Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
• -30  You plan a two week hot bath
• -40  Californians cease to exist, Minnesotans button their top button, and Canadians put on sweaters
• -50  Congressional hot air freezes and Alaskans close the bathroom window
• -80  Hell freezes over
• -90  Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets