Lighten up Mondays

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Vacation/beginning-of-summer humor:

  • I don’t make enough money to go on vacation so I’m just going to get drunk until I don’t know where I am.
  • “How was your vacation?”  “I’m analyzing it now. I only got eight likes but one of them was from someone really influential.”
  • I don’t need a vacation, I’d be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself…said every mother of young children.
  • Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.
  • I don’t need a vacation, I just want time to sit, read, snack, and take a nap. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
  • I’m sorry your post-vacation workload has negated all the benefits of your vacation.
  • Honey, pack your fat pants, we’re going on a cruise!
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
  • If you answer “Awesome” to the question, “How are you?” you are either a) drunk; b) practicing your sarcasm; or c) on your last day before vacation or retirement.
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6 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    June 18, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    Sorry for my double comment, Irene. I didn’t think my first one went through. 🙂

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    June 18, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    These are hilarious! 🙂

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    June 18, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    These are hilarious!

    Like

    laura bruno lilly said:
    June 18, 2018 at 11:14 am

    Honey, pack your fat pants….
    LOL
    😀

    Like

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