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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on June 18, 2018 Updated on June 17, 2018

Vacation/beginning-of-summer humor:

• I don’t make enough money to go on vacation so I’m just going to get drunk until I don’t know where I am.
• “How was your vacation?”  “I’m analyzing it now. I only got eight likes but one of them was from someone really influential.”
• I don’t need a vacation, I’d be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself…said every mother of young children.
• Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad.
• I don’t need a vacation, I just want time to sit, read, snack, and take a nap. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
• I’m sorry your post-vacation workload has negated all the benefits of your vacation.
• Honey, pack your fat pants, we’re going on a cruise!
• There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
• If you answer “Awesome” to the question, “How are you?” you are either a) drunk; b) practicing your sarcasm; or c) on your last day before vacation or retirement.