Lighten up Mondays

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Mother’s Day is behind us but not the humor centered around mothers. Here you go!

  • You know you’re a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn’t just normal, it’s necessary. (Same applies to grandmothers, or is that just me?)
  • Mother: one person who does the work of 20 for free.
  • Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young, your mom may be one of them!
  • Mom #1: How do you get your sleepyhead son to get up in the morning? Mom#2: How? Mom#1: Put the cat on the bed. Mom #2: How does that help? Mom #1: The dog is already there.
  • A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language
  • Sweater: something you wear when your mother gets cold.
  • Bought my Mum a mug which says, “Happy Mother’s day from the World’s Worst Son”. I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.
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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    May 14, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    LOL! Loved the mouse and the cat. I hope you had a fantastic Mother’s Day, Irene.

    Liked by 1 person

      Irene Olson responded:
      May 14, 2018 at 3:17 pm

      Thank you, Jill. It was a full family weekend w/our grandson’s birthday party Saturday and Mother’s Day yesterday. I sure love having all our immediate family very nearby.​

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