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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on May 7, 2018 Updated on May 6, 2018

Pain humor, just because.

• Many years ago, the best painkiller was ice; it was particularly effective if you poured whiskey over it.
• Throwback Thursday reminds me of when I only had to take one medication.
• Being sick is just your body’s way of saying you’re way to awesome and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.
• If you still have energy after walking up the stairs, your opinion about chronic pain is irrelevant.
• Said the doctor to his patient, handing him a bottle of pills: “I want you to take one of these every day until I think of something else.”
• My immune system attacks itself, what does yours do?
• You know you’re in pain when the sun is too loud.
• “But you don’t look sick.”  “Please tell me what sick looks like and I’ll try to do better next time.”
• Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle that says, “May cause extreme sexiness.”
• I’m not one to brag, but I totally got out of bed today.
• Where does it hurt? I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question.