Lighten up Mondays

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Pain humor, just because.

  • Many years ago, the best painkiller was ice; it was particularly effective if you poured whiskey over it.
  • Throwback Thursday reminds me of when I only had to take one medication.
  • Being sick is just your body’s way of saying you’re way to awesome and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.
  • If you still have energy after walking up the stairs, your opinion about chronic pain is irrelevant.
  • Said the doctor to his patient, handing him a bottle of pills: “I want you to take one of these every day until I think of something else.”
  • My immune system attacks itself, what does yours do?
  • You know you’re in pain when the sun is too loud.
  • “But you don’t look sick.”  “Please tell me what sick looks like and I’ll try to do better next time.”
  • Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle that says, “May cause extreme sexiness.”
  • I’m not one to brag, but I totally got out of bed today.
  • Where does it hurt? I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question.
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3 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    May 7, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    “But you don’t look sick.” “Please tell me what sick looks like and I’ll try to do better next time.” LOL! Living with Crohn’s Disease, I often hear this one, Irene. 🙂

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      Irene Olson responded:
      May 7, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      You will appreciate this: 99% of those jokes came from a chronic disease site. Many from fibromyalgia sufferers of which I am one but you know? Chronic illnesses don’t have competitors, they are all relentless and horrible, and we all power on, don’t we? ❤️

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