Lighten up Mondays

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It seems appropriate that today’s funnies will focus on eyesight because I’m having cataract surgery on my left eye today, hoping for better focus.

  • If rolling your eyes burned calories, for many people Facebook would be their gym.
  • Husband: “I think I’m doing fine. Do you really think I need glasses?” Wife: “Well, considering you’re trying to make a phone call using the TV remote, yes.”
  • I wear glasses so I can dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward trying to do that with contact lenses.
  • Women, you know you’re getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs.
  • Did you hear the joke about the optician who fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.
  • George’s long life was drawing to a close. His family surrounds him on his deathbed. George asks to see his optometrist. So his family gets Dr. Kaplan who on seeing George, says he hates seeing him like that and asks if there’s anything he can possibly do for him. George responds, “Doc, before I go, there’s one thing I have to know. Which one was clearer, A or B?
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4 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    April 2, 2018 at 8:03 am

    These are great. Good luck with your surgery!

    Liked by 1 person

      Irene Olson responded:
      April 2, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Should be over and done with by 1:30 pm or so my time. It’s only a 10 min surgery which is truly amazing.

      Liked by 1 person

        Jill Weatherholt said:
        April 2, 2018 at 2:51 pm

        You’re right. My parents both had the surgery and it took longer to do their prep than the actual procedure. Don’t forget to use the eye drops! 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

          Irene Olson responded:
          April 2, 2018 at 3:38 pm

          I have 2 types that I will use every 4 waking hours. Won’t untape my eye until the numbing injection wears off.

          Liked by 1 person

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