Lighten up Mondays

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The first event of the 2017 Holiday season, Thanksgiving Day, is just hours away. Time to get into the mood, y’all.

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Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?

The buckle was on his hat!

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When I trace a turkey, it comes out looking exactly like my hand.

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Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. “What denomination?” asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, “Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”

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Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also 
go in mid-December.

 

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5 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Theresa Hupp said:
    November 24, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    I particularly chuckled at the joke about the stamps. Every year, I calculate how many Madonnas and how many non-Christian Christmas stamps I need. Ditto on the cards — how many religious and how many “Seasons Greetings.”

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      Irene Olson responded:
      November 24, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      And somehow, we always make it through the stresses of the season, don’t we?

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        Theresa Hupp said:
        November 24, 2017 at 5:19 pm

        Somehow we do, though I doubt it every year at this point.

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    November 20, 2017 at 7:06 am

    These were great, Irene! Thanks for the Monday morning chuckles. 🙂

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      Irene Olson responded:
      November 20, 2017 at 8:37 am

      I had put this Monday post on hold after my surgery. My sister told me last week that she missed the Monday Funnies so voila! There we are! Glad you liked them, Jill.

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