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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on August 28, 2017 Updated on August 27, 2017

I’m in a book kind of mood, having had a most successful author event at a local bookstore this past Saturday. Here’s some reading and book humor to start off the week.

• Each time you open a book and read it, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death.
• I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.
• Friend: “Why read when you can just watch the movie?” Me: “Why breathe when you’re just gonna die anyway?”
• Never judge a book by its movie.
• When something goes wrong in your life, just shout, “Plot twist!” and move on.
• I’m a bookaholic on the road to recovery…just kidding, I’m on the road to the bookstore.
• You know you’re a bookworm when your ultimate goal in life is to have your own special library in your house.
• Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint.
• The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

I had to add that last bit of humor because it’s more realistic to an author than anything else on this Earth.