Lighten up Mondays

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I’m in a book kind of mood, having had a most successful author event at a local bookstore this past Saturday. Here’s some reading and book humor to start off the week.

  • Each time you open a book and read it, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death.
  • I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.
  • Friend: “Why read when you can just watch the movie?” Me: “Why breathe when you’re just gonna die anyway?”
  • Never judge a book by its movie.
  • When something goes wrong in your life, just shout, “Plot twist!” and move on.
  • I’m a bookaholic on the road to recovery…just kidding, I’m on the road to the bookstore.
  • You know you’re a bookworm when your ultimate goal in life is to have your own special library in your house.
  • Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint.
  • The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

I had to add that last bit of humor because it’s more realistic to an author than anything else on this Earth.

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3 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    August 28, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    These are great, Irene! 🙂

    Like

    laura bruno lilly said:
    August 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    Maybe these are common to others, but for me, they were a first…and I like ’em!
    I especially like the tree-hugger twist;ultimate recycling in action.

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