Lighten up Mondays

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The following funnies came directly from a BuzzFeed page poking fun at book nerds:

  • He said, “Books or me.” I sometimes remember him when I’m buying new books.
  • I like big books and I can not lie.
  • A cartoon shows a husband and wife sitting in their reading chairs with an open book on each of their laps…but their chair tables were empty. “We forgot our reading glasses.” Lo’ and behold, a glass of red wine appeared on each of their tables in the next frame.

And here are a few from JokeQuote.com:

  • The great thing about books is that there are no commercials.
  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. – P.J. O’Rourke
  • I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
  • One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you’ve already finished it.
    – Franklin P. Jones
  • Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it’s dead friends in your hand.
    – Kyle Lippert
  • Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers. – Harry S Truman
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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    July 31, 2017 at 5:21 am

    “The great thing about books is that there are no commercials.” Amen!

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