Lighten up Mondays

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Time for a play on words on food.

  • What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? (soy = “I am”)
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  • A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t drink here!” The mushroom says, “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”
  • I entered what I ate today in my new smartphone fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
  • Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
  • I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
  • Interviewer: “Why do you want this job?” Me: “I’ve always been very passionate about not starving to death.”
  • People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.
  • Subway is the healthiest fast-food out there because they make you get out of the car to get it.
  • On a first date: It probably looks like I’m listening to your story, but I’m really thinking, “Close your menu or the waiter will never come over!”

I hope your week gives you something to laugh about at least once a day.

 

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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    May 8, 2017 at 2:10 am

    These were good…thanks, Irene!

      Irene Olson responded:
      May 8, 2017 at 9:59 am

      My hubby didn’t understand the first one so I put in parenthesis at the end: soy = “I am” in Spanish.

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