Lighten up Mondays

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hope-1220980_1280George Burns punctuated this story with a flick of his cigar:

A woman said to me, “Is it true that you still go out with young girls?”

I said yes, it’s true.

She said, “Is it true that you still smoke 15-20 cigars a day?”

I said yes, it’s true.

She said, “Is it true that you still take a few drinks every day?”

I said, yes, it’s true.

She said, “What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?”

I said, “He’s dead.”

Looks like I’m good to go, at least with my daily sips of wine!

Cheers everyone!!!

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