Lighten up Mondays
George Burns punctuated this story with a flick of his cigar:
A woman said to me, “Is it true that you still go out with young girls?”
I said yes, it’s true.
She said, “Is it true that you still smoke 15-20 cigars a day?”
I said yes, it’s true.
She said, “Is it true that you still take a few drinks every day?”
I said, yes, it’s true.
She said, “What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?”
I said, “He’s dead.”
Looks like I’m good to go, at least with my daily sips of wine!
Cheers everyone!!!
Living: the ultimate team sport 