It has been said, “If you love them, set them free.” I say, “If they come back, no one else wanted them either.”
If you like being intimate while listening to music, be sure to choose a Live album, that way you’ll receive applause every three or four minutes.
I love everybody: some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I’d love to punch in the face.
They say the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. I fell in love with myself. Best relationship of my life.
Have you ever had that moment when you’ve been deep in thought, then realize you’re staring directly at someone?
Every girl on earth wants to be the reason a guy looks down at his phone and smiles, then walks into a pole.
Wife: “I love you.”
Husband: “I love you too.”
Wife: “Prove it. Scream it to the world.”
Husband: *whispers in ear* “I love you.”
Wife: “Why’d you whisper it to me?”
Husband: “Because you are my world.”
Happy Day everyone. May today – and every day – be filled with love, both received and given.