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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on February 13, 2017 Updated on February 14, 2017

Valentines Day is tomorrow, but love isn’t just about romantic love; love comes in many different shapes and sizes, as is evident from today’s selected funnies.

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It has been said, “If you love them, set them free.” I say, “If they come back, no one else wanted them either.”

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If you like being intimate while listening to music, be sure to choose a Live album, that way you’ll receive applause every three or four minutes.

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I love everybody: some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I’d love to punch in the face.

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They say the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. I fell in love with myself. Best relationship of my life.

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Have you ever had that moment when you’ve been deep in thought, then realize you’re staring directly at someone?

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Every girl on earth wants to be the reason a guy looks down at his phone and smiles, then walks into a pole.

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Wife: “I love you.”

Husband: “I love you too.”

Wife: “Prove it. Scream it to the world.”

Husband: *whispers in ear* “I love you.”

Wife: “Why’d you whisper it to me?”

Husband: “Because you are my world.”

Happy Day everyone. May today – and every day – be filled with love, both received and given.