Why did the mummy not have any friends? Because he was all wrapped up in himself.
What road has the most ghosts haunting it? A dead end.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
What breed of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist? He was repossessed.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A blood test.
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there.