Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Happy Halloween y’all!

Why did the mummy not have any friends? Because he was all wrapped up in himself.

What road has the most ghosts haunting it? A dead end.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What breed of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist? He was repossessed.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A blood test.

halloween-1743226_640And finally …

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there.

 

 

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    October 31, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    These are great! Happy Halloween, Irene!

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