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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on September 26, 2016 Updated on September 26, 2016

Daylight Saving time ends November 6th. I know I’m way ahead of schedule, here, but wanted to poke fun at the process anyway. Here are some funny Tweets about Daylight Saving Time: (euphemisms have been substituted for swear words)

Daylight Saving started back in 1964 when some guy was an hour late for work and convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong. – by Rob Fee

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If we can just manipulate time with daylight saving, what’s from preventing us from saying “screw it, tomorrow is Sunday again.” – by Josh Hara

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Been working 25/7 working on some new daylight saving time jokes. – by Ken Jennings

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It takes a special person to be late the day after daylight saving time starts. – by Meeting Boy

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Salvador Dali’s daylight saving time reminder: don’t forget to melt the clocks. – by Mike Birbiglia

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It’s daylight saving time! Don’t forget to shut the heck up for how the time change has really thrown you off for the next two weeks. – by Jenny Johnson

And now this question about matters having to do with months of the year:

How many months have 28 days?

All of them, of course!