Child asks his mom, “When is the first day of fall?” Mother, “Honey, everyone knows it’s when Starbucks starts serving pumpkin spice lattes.”
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.
Tips for autumn: canning fruit and vegetables is a great way to preserve food if you think you’re too good to go to the grocery store.
Think of raking leaves as Mother Nature’s way of getting you in shape for shoveling snow.
If it got dark any earlier we wouldn’t have to get up out of bed at all.