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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 28, 2016 Updated on March 27, 2016

Okay, these three very brief jokes might make you groan rather than laugh, but I’m providing them for you anyway:

I was walking along the ocean – that’s generally where you’ll find the beach – looking for ashtrays in their wild state.

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I have a large seashell collection. It’s so large, I keep it on beaches all over the world.

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Adam to Eve: “Hey! I wear the plants in this family!”

Thanks for putting up with my lameness. I hope your week is far better than my jokes!