Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Okay, these three very brief jokes might make you groan rather than laugh, but I’m providing them for you anyway:

I was walking along the ocean – that’s generally where you’ll find the beach – looking for ashtrays in their wild state.

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I have a large seashell collection. It’s so large, I keep it on beaches all over the world.

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Adam to Eve: “Hey! I wear the plants in this family!”

Thanks for putting up with my lameness. I hope your week is far better than my jokes!

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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    March 28, 2016 at 7:59 am

    LOL! They might be “lame” but still funny. 🙂

      boomer98053 responded:
      March 28, 2016 at 8:02 am

      Thank goodness for the internet, otherwise my weekly humor would be non-existent. There’s a gold mine out there!

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