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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on July 6, 2015 Updated on July 6, 2015

Many weddings take place during the summer months. Here’s some humor for the young and old alike:

A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the future groom and asked a few questions:

• “Do you love her?”                               “I guess.”
• “Is she a God-fearing woman?”         “Don’t know.”
• “Then why are you marrying her?”  “She can drive.”

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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that,” said one of the women.  “My husband and I have a great relationship.  He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts.”