Lighten up Mondays

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Happy sunshine faceMany weddings take place during the summer months. Here’s some humor for the young and old alike:

A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the future groom and asked a few questions:

  • “Do you love her?”                               “I guess.”
  • “Is she a God-fearing woman?”         “Don’t know.”
  • “Then why are you marrying her?”  “She can drive.”

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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that,” said one of the women.  “My husband and I have a great relationship.  He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts.”

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Before I forget... said:
    July 13, 2015 at 1:49 am

    These are so good and so true…maybe they make the best marriages? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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