A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the future groom and asked a few questions:
- “Do you love her?” “I guess.”
- “Is she a God-fearing woman?” “Don’t know.”
- “Then why are you marrying her?” “She can drive.”
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, we’ll never need that,” said one of the women. “My husband and I have a great relationship. He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts.”