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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on June 22, 2015 Updated on June 12, 2015

Some puns make you wanna scream. I hope these make you laugh:

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
• Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
• A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
• He wears glasses during math class because it improves division.
• Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.
• It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
• Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
• When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, “this one’s on me.”

Cheers everyone, and have a great week!