Lighten up Mondays

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???????????????????????????????I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I pulled into a rest stop to use the bathroom.  I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine.

“Hey!  How’s it going?”

Although I was quite surprised, as I wasn’t in the habit of conversing with people in toilet stalls next to me, I answered him.  “I’m fine, thanks for asking.”

“What are you doing?” asked the same voice in the next stall.

To be honest, I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this guy, but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, “I’m relieving myself.”

Then I heard the same voice again.  “I’m gonna have to call you back.  Some wise-guy in the next stall is answering all my questions.”

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