Lighten up Mondays

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???????????????????????????????Brian’s stress level was at unsurpassed levels.  His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital.

Brian grabbed the phone and called the doctor.  “My wife, she’s ready, should we check into the hospital?”

The doctor tried to calm the poor fellow down.  “Just try to relax and tell me how much time elapses between the contractions?”

“Maggie,” Brian screamed at the top of his lungs, “How much time in between each contraction? … Ten minutes?  OK …  Doc, ten minutes in between the contractions!”

“And is this her first child?”

“No, you idiot, this is her husband!”

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