Lighten up Mondays
I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I pulled into a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine.
“Hey! How’s it going?”
Although I was quite surprised, as I wasn’t in the habit of conversing with people in toilet stalls next to me, I answered him. “I’m fine, thanks for asking.”
“What are you doing?” asked the same voice in the next stall.
To be honest, I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this guy, but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, “I’m relieving myself.”
Then I heard the same voice again. “I’m gonna have to call you back. Some wise-guy in the next stall is answering all my questions.”
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