Lighten up Mondays
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. This week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy, oh, boy did we have an argument. Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I’m stupid. So I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year. He said that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up, and he hasn’t called back since. I guess he was embarrassed.