Lighten Up Mondays

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Wanna bet?

The Dollar Sign

Bill sat at the local bar, bragging about his athletic prowess.  None of the regulars challenged him, but a visitor piped up.  “I’ll bet you 50 bucks that I can push something in a wheelbarrow for one block and you can’t wheel it back.”

Bill looked over at the skinny stranger and decided it wasn’t much of a challenge.  “I’ll take you on,” he said.

The two men and a number of regulars borrowed a wheelbarrow and took it to the corner.  “Now, let’s see what you’re made of,” taunted Bill.

“Okay,” said the challenger.  “Get in.”

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An excited woman called her husband at work.  “I won the lottery!” she exclaimed.  “Pack your clothes!”

“Great!” her husband replied.  “Summer or winter clothes?”

“All of them – I want you out of the house by six!”