Lighten Up Mondays
Bill sat at the local bar, bragging about his athletic prowess. None of the regulars challenged him, but a visitor piped up. “I’ll bet you 50 bucks that I can push something in a wheelbarrow for one block and you can’t wheel it back.”
Bill looked over at the skinny stranger and decided it wasn’t much of a challenge. “I’ll take you on,” he said.
The two men and a number of regulars borrowed a wheelbarrow and took it to the corner. “Now, let’s see what you’re made of,” taunted Bill.
“Okay,” said the challenger. “Get in.”
An excited woman called her husband at work. “I won the lottery!” she exclaimed. “Pack your clothes!”
“Great!” her husband replied. “Summer or winter clothes?”
“All of them – I want you out of the house by six!”