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I Can’t Believe I Did That !!!!!!!!!

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I Can’t Believe I Did That !!!!!!!!!.

One of my fellow Bloggers wrote a great article (above) to bring an explosively humorous end to my work week.  Thank you for sharing your humiliation with the rest of us.  Been there – done that myself – far too many times.

Speaking of which  …  my husband and I were in Home Depot last Sunday; me walking ahead of him as he pushed the shopping cart.  A 30-something couple walked towards me, and then past me towards my husband, and oh my goodness  …  one of them must have not been able to hold in the flatulence one second longer.  I wilted amongst the fumes – turned around to look at my husband and his face was twisted in a disgusted-looking, painful way, and he quickly slapped his hand over his nose.  I said to him, “I know, right?  Must have left a pile somewhere in this aisle!” then I continued walking onward only to discover that the fumes filled the length of that aisle.  I started running in a vain attempt to escape the blanket of stinkyness, and soon thereafter, my husband could be seen running with his heavily loaded-down shopping cart making the same attempt at escape.  (I know – we’re both quite juvenile.)

When we left the store, my husband was certain that someone must have been videotaping us and no doubt, we are now You Tube stars, gaining lots of followers around the world.