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A couple fishing and hunting stories.  First the fish:

Said a fisherman after removing a tiny fish from his hook and throwing it back into the water:

“Don’t show up around here anymore without your parents!”

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A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day.  That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck.

“Where’s Harry?” asked another hunter.

“He fainted a couple miles up the trail,” Harry’s partner answered.

“You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?”

“It was a tough call,” said the hunter, “but I figured no one is going to steal Harry.”