Lighten up Mondays

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Last day of April and here comes May, pretty much my favorite month of the year: my grandson’s birthday, my birthday exactly one week later, and Mother’s Day. Let’s focus on birthdays and mothers for this week’s funnies.

  • You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
  • Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
  • Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.


  • Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its Motherboard.
  • What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
  • All mothers have intuition. Great mothers have radar.
  • Simon’s mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate” to which Simon responded, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”

2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    April 30, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Lol! That first one cracks me up!

    Liked by 1 person

      Irene Olson responded:
      April 30, 2018 at 7:45 am

      There are days when that feels to be the case but that’s the way it is sometimes.


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