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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on April 30, 2018 Updated on April 28, 2018

Last day of April and here comes May, pretty much my favorite month of the year: my grandson’s birthday, my birthday exactly one week later, and Mother’s Day. Let’s focus on birthdays and mothers for this week’s funnies.

• You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
• Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
• Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.

• Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its Motherboard.
• What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
• All mothers have intuition. Great mothers have radar.
• Simon’s mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate” to which Simon responded, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”