Lighten up Mondays

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Sorry for missing a couple Lighten up Mondays. I return today and also introduce the new “symbol” of the series. This week’s focus is spring. I hope your Monday, and the remainder of the week, bring you reasons to smile.

  • Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day march!
  • What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  • What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!
  • Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
  • Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  • Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a watermelon.
  • How do rabbits keep their fur neat? They use a harebrush.
  • What is a spring chick after it is five months old? 6 months old.
  • What did the mother worm say to the little worm that was late? Where on earth have you been?
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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Anonymous said:
    March 26, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Hahahahaha!

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    March 26, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    LOL! I enjoyed all of these Irene. 🙂

    Like

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