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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 12, 2018 Updated on March 11, 2018

In Western Washington state, we are experiencing delightful weather in the mid to high 60s and we are loving it. Here are some jokes about the weather you may enjoy.

• Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night? Day.
• Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, 9/10ths of people wouldn’t know how to start a conversation.
• It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles, the chia pet I threw away in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.
• Twice a year, we change our clocks for daylight saving time, and twice a year, one particular company assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so. “Do you have a problem springing forward or falling back?” I asked. “Not at all” she responded, “What gets to me is staying up until 2 am to change the clock.”