Lighten up Mondays

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This week, Valentine’s Day will be celebrated or it will be bemoaned. It’s just a day but some people put so much pressure on this Hallmark holiday that they end up being miserable leading up to the day, on the day, and the days following it. Here’s some sarcastic humor that just might ease some of the pressure.

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asked Mike.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. 

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4 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Theresa Hupp said:
    February 16, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Valentine’s Day far predates Hallmark

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    laura bruno lilly said:
    February 12, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Crazy funny!

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    February 12, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Lol! This was good!😉

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