Lighten up Mondays
New Years’ Resolutions usually include much talk about dieting, therefore, here are some real Tweets spotlighting this practice. (I won’t post the names of the Tweeters.)
- My snack got lost in my purse so I guess I’m on a diet now
- I’m not interested in any diet that doesn’t allow rollover calories
- Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it
- They accidentally put lettuce on my Five Guys burger so I guess I’m officially dieting now
- If we lose weight when we stop drinking diet cola, just think how much we’d lose if we stopped dieting
- Apparently, my normal daily diet is something athletic people call “carbo-loading”
- Those of you on Facebook who are going on a cleanse diet, let me save you some time and tell you what happens: 1) you will be hungry; 2) you will poop your pants during your commute to work
Living: the ultimate team sport 
January 8, 2018 at 11:00 am
This new year seems more mellow than last year’s…and I’m goin’ with the flow!
Here’s to 2018 (lifts up buttered lo-fat cinnamon graham crackers and chases it down with a glass of iced tea – non-sweet as I’m in the south right now and it needs to be clarified)
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January 8, 2018 at 8:32 am
These were great, Irene! After having my annual colonoscopy this morning, no dieting for me today! I’m hungry. š
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January 8, 2018 at 8:36 am
Girl, in celebration of having completed that ritual, I’ll eat more today than I normally would, just to celebrate with you.
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January 8, 2018 at 8:45 am
LOL! Sounds like a plan!
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January 8, 2018 at 12:13 pm
Good one, Laura!
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