Lighten up Mondays

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New Years’ Resolutions usually include much talk about dieting, therefore, here are some real Tweets spotlighting this practice. (I won’t post the names of the Tweeters.)

  • My snack got lost in my purse so I guess I’m on a diet now
  • I’m not interested in any diet that doesn’t allow rollover calories
  • Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it
  • They accidentally put lettuce on my Five Guys burger so I guess I’m officially dieting now
  • If we lose weight when we stop drinking diet cola, just think how much we’d lose if we stopped dieting
  • Apparently, my normal daily diet is something athletic people call “carbo-loading”
  • Those of you on Facebook who are going on a cleanse diet, let me save you some time and tell you what happens: 1) you will be hungry; 2) you will poop your pants during your commute to work

 

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5 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    laura bruno lilly said:
    January 8, 2018 at 11:00 am

    This new year seems more mellow than last year’s…and I’m goin’ with the flow!

    Here’s to 2018 (lifts up buttered lo-fat cinnamon graham crackers and chases it down with a glass of iced tea – non-sweet as I’m in the south right now and it needs to be clarified)

    Liked by 1 person

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    January 8, 2018 at 8:32 am

    These were great, Irene! After having my annual colonoscopy this morning, no dieting for me today! I’m hungry. šŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

      Irene Olson responded:
      January 8, 2018 at 8:36 am

      Girl, in celebration of having completed that ritual, I’ll eat more today than I normally would, just to celebrate with you.

      Liked by 2 people

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