Lighten up Mondays

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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line…

“That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won’t open the store!”

*****

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.

“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.

“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the evilest thing I could do to him.”

*****

And one last Monday funny.

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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    December 4, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    These were great, Irene! I wonder if anyone ever leaves the Dollar Store only purchasing one item? 🙂

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    Anonymous said:
    December 4, 2017 at 11:01 am

    These jokes bring A good laugh to Mondays.

    Liked by 1 person

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