Lighten up Mondays

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I’ve recently had some computer frustrations that regardless of what I do and regardless of who provides much needed technical assistance, the problems that caused those frustrations keep hanging around. Alas, in celebration of those frustrations, I provide these technological jokes

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After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”

Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.”

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  • Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
  • The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
  • I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi router than my 
first child.
  • If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?
  • If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value of the self?
  • To see a man or woman’s true face, look to the 
photos he or she hasn’t posted.
  • GPS map programs really need to start directions on step number five. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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4 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Mary Riesche said:
    July 17, 2017 at 8:58 am

    I know it was terribly early in the morning when you wrote lighten up Mondays, but I sure hope you get a chuckle out of these jokes as we do.

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      Irene Olson responded:
      July 17, 2017 at 10:05 am

      Mary, every article I post I set up on a posting schedule through WordPress, both for my personal blog and my author website. That way I can set them up days, or weeks, in advance and they automatically show up on the scheduled date.

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    July 17, 2017 at 4:15 am

    LOL! Hilarious, Irene!

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      Irene Olson responded:
      July 17, 2017 at 7:34 am

      Sometimes technology aligns perfectly with what a person wants to do – other times? Not so much.

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