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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on July 17, 2017 Updated on July 17, 2017

I’ve recently had some computer frustrations that regardless of what I do and regardless of who provides much needed technical assistance, the problems that caused those frustrations keep hanging around. Alas, in celebration of those frustrations, I provide these technological jokes

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After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”

Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.”

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• Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
• The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
• I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi router than my 
first child.
• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?
• If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value of the self?
• To see a man or woman’s true face, look to the 
photos he or she hasn’t posted.
• GPS map programs really need to start directions on step number five. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.