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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on May 22, 2017 Updated on May 18, 2017

I celebrated my birthday last week, an event that really doesn’t bother me. There are those who aren’t quite enamored with getting older. Here’s some humor for you:

Rock stars used to say, “Don’t trust anyone over 30!”
Now that many of them are over 50 they say, “Oops, we didn’t mean us.”

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You Know Your Old When:

• You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
• People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
• The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… come back in style.
• Things you buy now won’t wear out.
• You sing along with the elevator music.
• You wear black socks with sandals.
• You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
• When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
• Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.