Lighten up Mondays

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.  He stealthily crept through the living room and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, “Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice rang out again.

The thief stopped again, he was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner he spotted a parrot in a birdcage.Hilarious Parrot Story

He asked the parrot, “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”
“Yes,” said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”
“Ronald,” said the bird.

“That’s a stupid name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Ronald?”
The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    May 1, 2017 at 2:05 am

    LOL! That was a good one, Irene!


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