Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Happy Thanksgiving 2016 one and all. Here’s to hoping it won’t take you long at all to think about that for which you are grateful.

“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Football game half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”—Erma Bombeck

“If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe.”—Carl Sagan

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”—Jon Stewart

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck




2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    November 21, 2016 at 7:42 am

    LOL! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, Irene!


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