Lighten up Mondays
A wife sent her husband, who was pulling the late shift at work, the following text: “Windows frozen.”
The husband responded, “Put some warm water over them.”
A few minutes later, his wife sent this text: “Okay, the computer is totally messed up now.”
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A truck was traveling through town when the driver stopped at a red light.
A woman jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, “Mr. you’re losing part of your load”. She jumped back into her car and followed the truck to the next light.
She jumped out of her car again and ran up to the driver’s window, “Mr. you’re losing part of your load.”
The same thing happened for 7 stops, finally at the 8th stop, the woman ran up to the truck driver’s window, but before she could say anything, the driver said,
“MA’AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I’M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK!”
November 14, 2016 at 8:35 am
LOL! Those were great, Irene…especially the first one. 🙂