Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280It’s Labor Day in the United States and although I’m well aware that this Holiday has nothing to do with giving birth, here are a few funnies that are about just that:

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay…”

“I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”

“No, that’s not it at all,” Brenda confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

*****

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was I born?” “The stork brought you to us.” “Oh, ” said Little Johnny.

“Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too.”

“So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?” “Well, darling, the stork brought them too, ” said the mother.

The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, “This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”

And finally:

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

 

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3 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    September 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    LOL! Good ones, Irene! I hope you had a nice holiday. 🙂

      boomer98053 responded:
      September 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      Jill, not only am I having a nice holiday, but I received a Twitter Direct Message from an agent I follow on Twitter – and who follows me – who asked if I had yet to query him! I messengered him back indicating I had queried him my first novel – it wasn’t a good fit for his office – back in March 2015. I also indicated I have completed a second novel and would he like me to query him with it? “Yes, please.” So I just did. At least for the moment, Labor Day is becoming one of my favorite holidays!

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