Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280Many school districts around the country are wrapping up the school year. Here are a couple scholarly jokes to celebrate:

A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a Catholic school.

After his first term there, the son brings home his report card and reveals that he’s getting “A”s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?”

“You know”, the son explains, “when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!”

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A college student challenged a senior citizen saying it was impossible for the old man’s generation to understand his.

“You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…”

Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany, the geezer said, “You’re right. We didn’t have those things when we were young, so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation?”

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One thought on “Lighten up Mondays

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    June 13, 2016 at 8:28 am

    Good comeback by the “geezer.” 🙂

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