Lighten up Mondays

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landscape-536173_1280This week is retirement week in my household (husband retires Thursday the 28th) so it’s only fitting that this week’s funny celebrates the working class where we’ve all been most of our lives.

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women. – Anonymous

Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense. – Anonymous

Guys with neck tattoos love asking, “Are ya’ll hirin’?” – Rock @The MichaelRock

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I’m being held. – Randy Glasbergen

And finally …

It’s true that hard work never killed anybody but I figure, why take the chance? – Ronald Reagan

 

 

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2 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    ourfrugalescapades said:
    April 25, 2016 at 8:14 am

    Former president Ronald Reagan couldn’t have said it better. Great quotes!

    Jill Weatherholt said:
    April 25, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Great quotes, Irene. I especially agree with Wilde’s quote.

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