I never know what to get the Earth for Earth Day so I just bought it an iTunes gift card and buried it.”
Yesterday was Earth Day and today we went right back to throwing our Jamba Juice cups in the rainforest.
Happy Earth Day. Earth Day was founded in 1970. It’s the one day of the year we tell the Earth we love it. With the other 364 days we try to kill it.
They estimate that a billion people participated in Earth Day activities. Then they all went back to driving their SUVs to the gym.
At the Copenhagen climate summit – where they talk about the environment, you know, saving the environment – the delegates had 1200 limousines and 140 private jets – or as they call that in Malibu, Earth Day. – Jay Leno
In honor of Earth Day, Apple announced that it will recycle all of its used products for free. That’s right, they’re recycling Apple products. And then Samsung said, “Beat you to it.” – Jimmy Fallon